Wednesday, April 30, 2008

A Happy, Sun-Powered Werewolf


Today is one of those days when you sit down to write and nothing happens. Every sentence comes out weak and collapses under the weight of what how it should have been. I'm surprised, because it's actually been a very writable eleven days: there was a barbecue on the gulf, some more rejection letters from the internships I applied to, jazz, new Russian media. But that wasn't really it. I just felt like the wind was at my back all week. I'm embarrassed to say this, but I think it was the good weather. I turn into this happy werewolf on sunny days. I may look like a normal person when I walk down the street, but in my head I'm doing cartwheels and punching people in the face and delivering fiery stump speeches and sweeping women in wispy dresses off their feet, like in that famous shot of the sailor kissing the nurse on VJ day.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

How the Other (Half?) Lives


Both Vladimir Putin and his soon-to-be successor, Dmitri Medvedev, have pledged to massively invest in Russia’s infrastructure and promote small and medium-sized businesses, two things experts have been recommending for some time. My recent trip to Pskov has helped me to gain perspective on these issues, something along the lines of: oh my god is there a lot of work to do.

Pskov is only 170 miles from St. Petersburg––roughly the distance between New York and Baltimore––yet it takes five-and-a-half hours to get there because the major thru fare, M-20, is a dilapidated two-laner, where you have to swerve to avoid the potholes. It’s lined with crosses and bouquets devoted to all the people who didn’t make it. According to a Reuters story, Russia has 10 times more accidents per vehicle than Germany or Britain and few motorists bother to wear seatbelts. Emergency services are often slow and under-equipped.

Nothing in the area around Pskov escapes poverty––not the roads or the people or the structures or the soggy and dirty landscape. How could wealth or opportunity exist in such a landscape? I can only imagine what it’s like to grow up here (maybe I’ll ask NHL great Alexei Federov, a native Pskovian).

Outside the monastery in Pskov, zombie-faced people limp about. I took a wrong turn and ended up in the frightening world of authenticity. A stray woman captured a stray dog and tried to tie it to a column, but her fingers were too screwed up to maneuver the clasp. She asked me to help, but she had the look of a rabid raccoon and it crossed my mind that she might attack me if I got too close. I told her she should let the dog wander home. I took a step forward and the thing (a German Shepard) practically jumped into her arms. “He must be afraid of men,” she said. I shook my head and went back to the bus.

On the private enterprise end of my initial statement, I continue to be struck by what I perceived as a lack of variety of goods and services in Russia. The same people sell the same things wherever you go. All the restaurants serve potatoes, cabbage, and chicken, rearranged for each course. All the souvenir shops hawk the same junk. Just once I’d like to walk into a little restaurant and get a home-cooked meal, like in Krakow, or find a street where real artisans’ sell one-of-a-kind creations, like in Tallinn. Russians, it would appear, are too busy surviving to bother with all this yuppie crap.

The highlight of the trip was the 1500-year-old Izborsk fortress, one of many that used to line the Western frontier of pre-Kievan Rus. It reminded me of Masada in Israel. At the top of one of the watchtowers there’s a spectacular westward view over the swamps toward Estonia. This view has not changed much since medieval times––the huts below have no electricity or running water and are heated by firewood stacked in their front yards. It’s just as my great-grandparents described it––bleak and muddy. This place sucks and it deserves to be fixed.

Monday, April 7, 2008

The Olympic Torch Comes to Petersburg


It was a big deal. Palace Square was packed with people waiting to see the torch on the final leg of its journal through the city. There were music groups, concession stands, a skate park (they hired local kids to perform stunts on skateboards), a curling sheet (WTF?! Who's garage did that come from?!), and a whole lot of advertisements for Samsung and Coca Cola. The ground was littered with all the nick-knacks they were handing out, and they had two street-cleaners working full-time to keep the mess in order.

A giant stage was set up on the south end of the square and with two large bleachers. These were reserved for VIPs and distinguished guests––all others were kept at least 150 feet from the stage by a row of barriers and many humorless Russian security guards.

I settled down to wait for the torch in front of a jumbotron showing Chinese/Olympic propaganda that would have made Leni Rosenthal proud. I realized that despite all the recent bad publicity, China has a lot of positive images to work with. I, for one,didn't need to see Chinese volunteers cheerfully preparing for the games––always working after hours and slapping each other on the back––to associate them with hard-work, concentration, modesty, and team spirit (my Korean roommate has very different ideas, most of them negative).

The other fifty percent of the film was devoted to Chinese 'culture', a peculiar set of colorful hobbies that never interfere with a Chinese person's ability to be a polite, well-groomed, civilized member of the global economy from 9 to 5. One minute the Chinese woman is greeting Arab visitors at the airport, the next she's in a pristine river valley practicing ribbon dances, or on a plateau beating drums.

Unlike China, Russia has a lot of rebranding to do before it hosts the Olympics in 2014. Do you associate Russia with warmth, hard-work, and efficiency? Would you want to go to a little city in southern Russia to see the Olympics, or pay millions of dollars to sponsor them? Russia uses just two themes to attract tourists: 'tsarist grandeur' for Petersburg and 'tsarist grandeur + glitzy metropolis' for Moscow. 1917 to 1991 is still the elephant in the room. If Russia figures out how to deal with it, 2014 could be the year it finally sheds its Soviet image in the eyes of the world. Its going to have to confront it head on; no number of palaces or even kerchief-wearing, balalaika-playing, pelmeni-cooking babushkas can overturn ninety years of bad publicity.

Today's Link:
http://www.economist.com/blogs/democracyinamerica/2008/04/photo_of_the_day.cfm

Just Admit it!

First Barack Obama's chief economic advisor Austin Goolsbee was 'caught' assuring the Canadians in a memo that his man's anti-NAFTA rhetoric was 'just politics'. Now Mark Penn, Clinton's chief strategist, has resigned after it was revealed that he met with Colombian officials to give them PR advice regarding the Colombian free trade deal that's currently stalled in Congress.

Clinton will surely assure the angry unions that Penn was just doing his job (Colombia hired his PR firm), like a lawyer who helps to acquit a man he knows is guilty.

Why don't Clinton and Obama just admit they're free traders? Why doesn't Obama write the free trade equivalent of his race speech aimed at that white men demographic he's struggling with? Going on with this doublespeak and making empty promises will only make things worse.

Friday, April 4, 2008

Refocusing in the Homestretch

Now that I'm three quarters of the way through, the time has come for me to solve the two problems that have been vexing me lately: A) My Russian is not improving as quickly as I would like and B) I feel isolated from my Russian peers. I've decided to do the following: I'm going to give up reading Russian that isn't part of my coursework, and abandon my obsession with 'practicing' Russian in all contexts. I will save reading and vocabulary lists for when I return to the US and don't have access to Russia itself. I will stop evaluating potential friendships on the how much Russian I'll learn from them. It's got to be about the people themselves, obviously.

I'm going to start teaching English, which I've resisted, and I'm going to start working for another NGO (conscript rights). If I'm going to leave Russia without regrets I'm going to have to get out of my room and out of my head. I'll let you know how it goes.

On a lighter note, here's a great article from the Onion:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/dancer_risks_everything